Unlike many people, I am stiff and erect for the upcoming Star Wars trilogy. I really don't care if they suck.
I really don't care.
I've spent way too much money on Star Wars throughout the years, including purchasing my very own voice-activated R2-D2 model.
It's difficult to go on important Jedi Missions with an Astromech droid without your lightsaber, so like a sucker, I had to get a Force FX lightsaber!
Double bad ass.
So as you can see, I long to travel the galaxy in search of justice. Even with all my tools and nic nacs, one thing eludes me: actual combat! This video has given myself and others the opportunity to engage in a real lightsaber battle.