I may have mentioned this one or two times before, but I am a wuss. I hate being surprised or scared. I hate doing like extreme sports, and mostly I HATE gross animals.
Now that I have set up the stage, I live with a snake.
That is not my hand! I have never, and will never touch the thing!
Although it is a rather pretty colored snake, it is still a snake and they freak me out!
This thing is like 2 feet long and the width of a pool cue, maybe...it's pretty small, and harmless.
In my head this is what it looks like:
And this is what it is going to do to me:
To get to the point of why I am talking about the creepy snake that lives in my home, last night/this morning at 2 am I hear this um....we have a problem.
I freak out and wake up and I am informed that the snake was found in our bathroom....by itself.....and no one put it there.
Needless to say, I did not sleep well last night. The cage has been reinforced and I will have nightmares for the rest of my life.