It was announced earlier this week that Rob Zombie's new album will be entitled Venemous Rat Regeneration Vendor and will see a April 23 release. This begs the question...does anyone come up with better album names than Zombie?
Lets take a look back.
White Zombie's 1992 album La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Vol. 1 set the bar pretty damn high.
However, Zombie was able to equal that awesomeness with 1996's Super Sexy Swingin' Sounds. That title alone makes me want to dance and jam out...and have sex, I guess.
Then came 1999's American Made Music To Strip By. Straight to the point. No questions asked when it comes to what kind of product you're getting into. All balls.
And finally, who could forget about last year's Mondo Sex Head? I've known a few guys who referred to their penises as that, but as an album title? Slow clap for Zombie.
So it can be deduced that Rob Zombie knows how to name an album. I hope his next effort is titled something along the lines of
Raging Nutsack Poisened Minions From Outer Space, Part 1.