One thing you may not know about me is the fact that I am getting married in June. Yes, Gunner is getting hitched! You may ask yourself, "but Gunner, you get to hang out with Q-Girls and Pornstars all the time, why do this?" Well sometimes you meet a girl and you just know that you will never find one this cool ever again who puts up with your chaotic life.
Now, if you have ever planned a wedding before, you know how much random crap goes into it. One major thing (and in my opinion, the most tedious) has been the wedding invitations. From getting a guest list together to spending $200 on stamps, last night, we got them done! Before they were ready to go, we decided that Metallica needed to be invited to the wedding. So at the very least, I hope they return their RSVP card so I know if they want food or not!
Hell, at this point I may as well try and get away with something like this for the wedding cake!