You dread it more than anything. It's slow. The weekend seems lightyears away. MONDAY. The worst day of the week! Cheer up though, Cat Daddy, because this is the last Monday of your life, for Friday is the apocalypse! It's finally here! We have waited years for this day, and now we can all go out in a gory blaze of glory!
Unfortunately, basic logic tells us that the world won't end on Friday. It seems that some blowhard convinces all the sheep of the world at least once a year that the end is imminent. What I find interesting is that everyone spoke of the 2012 apocalypse for years in advance, and once the year actually arrived, the talk has been minimal. Is that because everyone realizes how ridiculous the entire notion is? Well, whatever the case is, you're going to have to goto work next week. Live or die, lets use this as another excuse to party hard on Friday!