Metal videos are notorious for suckin...KICKING ASS!
"I rike evy merdal."
Of course when talking about fierce, ass-crushing, metal music video mayhem, you have to start with Nekrogoblikon.
I give that video 8 devil horns out of 11.
What could possibly top that? How about one of Gunner's favorite bands, Hevisaurus!
I bless Hevisaurus with a whopping 11 sacrificed virgins out of 13!
Finally, the ultimoose. This is the pinnacle of music video achievement. I present to you, Ancient Wind!
Ancient Wind garners an unbelievable 664 out of 666 demon testicles!